"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse." --John Stuart Mill (1806 - 1873)

Saturday, September 18, 2004

No More "Alienated Allies"

John Kerry demonstrates the French-made, high-tech portable Earth station that he plans to wear on his head 24/7 should he be elected president. The receiver will maintain constant contact with the Eurosat command-and-control satellite, enabling European leaders to downlink their instructions directly into Kerry's cerebral cortex.

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